Review by: The Auditor

This high proof beast is a curious bottling. Coming in at 93% abv it makes one question the logic and sanity of bottlings something like this. Clocking in with an ester count of 474 grams per hectolitre of pure alcohol, I guess lets stop musing for the reasons behind this and see how it tastes.
Distillery: Unknown
Bottler: Rom De Luxe
Region: Dominican Republic
Still: Column Still
ABV: 93%. Still strength.
Age: Unaged
Price: $90.00
Color: Natural Color. Non-chill-filtered.
Nose (No Water): Paint Thinner, frozen plum, heavy acetone
Note at this point I added water
Nose: More Paint thinner, acetone, faint fruit
Palate: Paint thinner, revolting.
Finish: Did not finish
Conclusion: Wow, this is a new low and is my new standard for a 1. This is truly revolting shit. The absolute lowest of the low. You can’t get worse than this. I spit it out. The shortest time I have spent on the review, there are no redeeming qualities here.
Final Score: 0
Scoring Legend:
- 95-100: As good as it gets. Jaw-dropping, eye-widening, unforgettable whisky.
- 90-94: Sublime, a personal favorite in its category.
- 85-89: Excellent, a standout dram.
- 80-84: Quite good. Quality stuff.
- 75-79: Decent whisky worth tasting.
- 70-74: Meh. It’s definitely drinkable, but it can do better.
- 60-69: Not so good. I might not turn down a glass if I needed a drink.
- 50-59: Save it for mixing.
- 0-49: Blech.